Just for Fun
This page is just so you can take a break from all your research.
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Actor/Comedian George Globel
"Good-looking people turn me off- myself included."
Patrick Swayze
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
Mae West
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end."
Igor Stravinsky
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Recommended Unrelated Books
Psycology for Dummies
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Psycologist, Therapist, and psycotherapist? Does your knowledge of Freud end at "He is widely considered to be a crack addict and a quack"? This book provides details on Freud's theorys, psycological disorders, and the criminal mind. At the end, there is a list of ten psycological movies that the author recomends and scattered throughout the book are amusing comics.
Keep it Simple Series: Yoga By Shakta Kaur Khalsa
If you have ever been interested in yoga, check out this book. It is a excellent overview, covering history, the different schools of yoga, poses, and some suggestions for meditation. Yoga has been shown to reduce stress, which may abound in college life. The author is a yoga instructor, including yoga for children, and knows how to present the information in a way that is clear and encouraging. After trying some of the poses, you will probably realize that you already know some yoga, especially if you have ever played a sport or taken dance.
House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
One of the most frequently challenged books of the last 100 years, this is the story of a family living in South America, spanning generations. Although well respected, the family suffers from insanity, which becomes apparent throughout the book. It is also about culture and government, often focusing on conservatives and policical radicals. While it may be confusing to keep the family tree straight through remarriage, multiple partners, and many characters, it is worth the trouble.
Do You Know?
What was Walt Disney's first full-length animated film? (Come back next week to see if you were right.)
Musician Jokes
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.
What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on the trampoline.
How can you tell if a bass player is really bad?
Even the section notices.
Why are violins smaller than violas?
They are actually the same size. Violinists' heads are larger.
What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.
Sources: http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/272.html
The Ultimate Book of Useless Information by Noel Botham and the Useless Information Society.